Epic Movie/The Salton Sea/Veer-Zaara

May 31, 2007

Epic Movie: Stupid movie. Bad! Bad! I love the whole Scary Movie series. I even loved the ‘Date Movie’. This one is from 2 of the original 6 writers of the Scary Movies, I shouldn’t have wasted my time.

The Salton Sea: 2002 movie. Danny Parker (Val Kilmer – I don’t know how he looks so young in this movie, he is almost 50 i guess) actsas a drug addict punk (undercover cop) to take revenge of his wife’s murder against two corrupted cops. Nice movie.

Veer-Zaara: I just got the DVD; haven’t watched it yet. I dont usually watch hindi movies. Kazi recommended it. Lets see.

School For Scoundrels [2006]

May 31, 2007

Typical comedy movie (not even that funny) with a happy ending. I would say waste of time. On the DVD cover it says “Bad Santa meets Napoleon Dynamite”. Bullshit!! Hurr!! Doesn’t even come close. This one is nothing compared to those twos. BAD SANTA rocks.

From BAD SANTA [2003]:

Situation: Willie has just passed out
Gin: Look here, get himy outta here and I’ll go smooth things over with Chipeska, Tell him it was food poisoning or something.
Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here?
Gin: Take him to the car.
Marcus: In case you didn’t notice I’m a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment ’cause you’re handicapped. You’re all the same.
Marcus: Special treatment? I’m 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It’s a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?
Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!
Marcus: Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.
Gin: What’d you call me thigh-high?
Marcus: I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!
Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain’t too sore from last night?
Gin: You got some lip on you midget.
Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife’s pussy last night. Why don’t you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!

Slingshot [2005]

May 31, 2007

It’s about two young guys who seduce lonely rich housewives and steal from them. So one of them starts a relationship with a housewife and falls in love with her daughter. Lame.
Dont watch.


May 30, 2007

Now-a-days everyone has a blog. I never planned to have one. Few days back I opened an account at blogger.com and posted few video links from youtube.com. That’s it.
Now here I am again to start another blog :p I dont think I will go much further with this blog thingy. Most of the times I start something with great utshaho and eventually within 2/3 days I lose interest. :p (Oh! I am going write here in both Bangla and English. So if you dont understand Bangla, don’t blame me)
I guess that’s enough for the introduction. Let’s just hope this won’t be my first and last post. :p

Staind :: Outside
I will never ever get tired of this song. Awesome song. Awesome lyric. Awesome video!! (I don’t understand one part though. Why didn’t the guy just make a hole in the wall with that shovel instead of gathering all those rocks!!)

“i am on the outside ..i’m looking in
i can see through you.. see your true colors
inside you’re ugly.. ugly like me
i can see through you ..see the real you!!”