Bangla Boi: Mr. 420

September 29, 2008

“Shopno noy, shanti noy, bhalobasha noy
Ridoyer mazhe ek bodh jonmo loy
Ami tare pari na erate
She amar hatey hat rakhe
Prarthonar shokol shomoy
Shunno mone hoy, shunno mone hoy ..!!”

Az onekdin por khub agroho niye boshe ekta bangla boi pore shesh korlam. 112 patar holud molater ei boi’er nam ‘Mr. 420’. Lekhok Shumonto Aslam amar kache ekdom’e notun, amar pora etai tar prothom boi. Boi’er molate tar aro 4/5 ta boi er nam dekhe buzhte parlam, ekdom ankora notun lekhok non.

Nam shunei bozha jachche boi er kahini khub serious dhoroner kichu hobe na. Asholew tai. Ebong boi er shuru-tei lekhok sheta okopotey shikar korechen. Kono gyan’er kotha na, kono updesh bani noy, kono gupto rajnoitik shikhkha noy – shudhui nirmol anonder jonno ekta boi. Boi er kahini khub’e shada-mata. Char juboker golpo. Kendrio choritro Ornok, shathe ache shomoboyoshi Robi, Pollob, ar royechen kichu ta murobbi dhoroner dolopoti gocher serious manush Kislu Bhai. Mustafa Faruqir natok 420’er ekta choritrer nam o chilo Kislu. Kislu je karo nam hote pare etai amar dharona’te chilo na. Ar ekhon dekhchi je-khanei 420 shongkha ta jorito shekhanei Kislu namer karo na karo obosthan thakche.

To ei char juboker bari-vara ebong kazer buar vaggo khub ekta shubidhar na. Nana rokom birombonar modhdho diye tader jete hoy protiniyoto. Ornok er ga jalano kotha’ke pash katiye.. onek kayda-kanuner por bolte gele bariwalader hat-pa dhora dhori kore Kislu bhai ekta kore basha jogar koren ebong kodin por shei basha tader chere dite hoy udhvot shob zhamelay joriye. Evabe basha bodle bodle tara ebar hazir hoyeche tader bortoman bariwalar sharey choy-tala dalaner chad’er ekta half flat’e. Bariwalar du’chokher bish bachelor chelera. Pan theke chun khoshlei bipod. Bariwalar tin konna ebong vodroloker ektai shorto, tar kono konnar dike chokh tuley takano jabe na.

Ornok university te pora chele. Tar mon sharakkhon’e prem korar jonno aku-paku kore berachche. Bari haranor voye bohu koste she nizeke shoriye rekheche bariwalar tin konnar akorshon theke. Tobe protibeshi flat er meyeder shathe ektu-adhtu prem hote to apotti nei.

Temoni ek protibeshi, Khayrul bhai. Vodroloker 9/10 bochorer dui chele-meye, shutorang take uncle dakar proshnoi ashe na. Khayrul bhai deke deke din besh bhaloi jachchilo Ornok’er, hotath jana gelo, Khayrul bhai er aro ek meye ache, Ruhina, medical college e porey, chuti’te bari esheche. Ornok er mathay akash venge porlo. Aar to bhai daka jay na. She pordin thekei shobai’ke obak kore Khayrul Uncle daka shuru korlo.

Edikey mess’e nana rokom bipotti legei ache. Ei bua chole jachche to ei karo chakri chole jachche. Bua thakche, chakri thakche.. to bathroom’e pani thakche na. Eshober shathe shathe Kislu bhai’er hashshokor kaz karbar to achei. Tini kokhono bhul kore toothpaste diye dari shave korchen abar kokhono shaving cream diye dat brush kore ‘ouu’ ‘ouu’ shobdo kore chechachchen.

Hobu daktarni Ruhina’r preme Ornok er jibon jay jay.. shob’e shunno mone hoy, shunno mone hoy. Bohu shadhdho shadhona kore she Khayrul bhai-uncle’er bashar shobar mon joy kore fellew kono motei Ruhinar mon’er ashe pashew gheshte parche na. Edike abar bariwalar tin konnar ditio konna Ornok’er preme him-shim pagolini obostha.

Ornok vebe kul kinara pay na ki korbe! Pir’er kach theke tabij ene Ruhina ke bosh korbe, naki ditio konnar forhsa gol-gal mukh-khani dekhe Ruhinar kotha bhule jabe! Vebe vebe Ornok shudhu udash theke udash-toro hoy.. kono shomadhan aar meley na.

Oshadharon ekta boi bolbo na. Tobe oboshshoi upovog korar moto ekta boi. Ami besh ko’bar cheshta korew chokh’e mukh’e gombhir vaab dhore rakhte pari ni, fik kore heshe diyechi. Ornok’er ga jalano kotha barta shunle fashir ashamir-o hashi ashte badhdho.

Lekhok tar kotha rekhechen. Kono rokom jotilotar ashe pashe na giye nirmol anondo diyechen.

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