Happy Thanksgiving

November 29, 2008

Wal-Mart worker dies in shoppers’ stampede – Los Angeles Times

“At 5:03 a.m. Friday, customers surged toward a Long Island Wal-Mart store’s entrance.

A 34-year-old temporary employee was killed when a “throng of shoppers . . . physically broke down the doors, knocking him to the ground,” according to a statement from Nassau County officials.

He was declared dead at a hospital at 6:03 a.m. The exact cause of death has not been determined.”

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Muche Geche Shob ..Dena Pawnar Sriti

November 22, 2008

Kodin age ami bangla natoker birat poka hoye giyechilam, ekhono poka achi. Online e bangla natoker ovab nei, dekhe shesh kora jay na emon obostha. Goto koy bochor holo, bangla natok.. shei purano adol venge ektu ektu kore beriye ashte parche. Ekhon natok manei putu putu gyaan er kotha ar prem ebong deshprem bishoyok prottokkho ebong porokkho upodesh na. Ekhon natok onek shabolil, onek shavabik, onek bastobmukhi. Kodin agey ekta bangla natoke ‘baal’ shobdo tar bishesh bebohar dekhlam. Oboshshoi gorbito hobar moto kono bishoy na. Amra chai na amader natoke oshalin shobdo bebohar kora hok. Kintu ekta poriborton ashche. Ekhonkar natoke shadharon jiboner protifolon thakche. Ami konodin kono mastan gunda ke bolte shuni ni, “ei, tui amar dike chokh tule takiyechish keno shoytan.. ami kintu ekhon tor chokh tule felbo dustu”. Borong bolte shunechi, “oi baal, tui amar dike emne koira chas ken? choukh gaila dimu, hauwar put”. Ekhon natok manei, “ami eshechi.. tumi eshechile? tomake chara je ami ami bachbo na.. eta tumi buzhte perecho?” na. Ekhon natok mane.. “ami ashsi.. tumi koi? chole jaba? gele jaw ga.. koto jinish ailo gelo”.
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Ami jani ami ektu bariye bolchi, kintu edaning natok dekhe moja pai. ‘House Full’ ekta natok, shetar shathe to ami ekdom gethe achi goto kodin dhore. Chele lekha pora korche na, ma eshe kan dhore godam kore ek chor boshalo.. dekhe bhalo lagay mon ta bhore jay amar.. karon ei chor ta amio kheye eshechi, mayer ei rono-murti amio dekhe eshechi. Ami bolchi na shishu der chor deya uchit, tobe shishu der chor dile.. natokew sheta dekhanor moto shahosh thaka uchit. Amra jei vabe kotha boli, ekhonkar onek natok shei vabe kotha bole. Amader bhalo lage. Natok keno shob shomoy shudhdho, porimeyo, unnoto ruchir hote hobe.. jekhane amader ashe pashe totha-kothito shei shob unnoto ruchir manush matro hatey gona ko’jon ebong jara gyan er koch-kochani chara amader ar bishesh kichui ki dite perechen? Orthohin kichu “eta koro na, ota koro na.. eta shustho, sheta oshustho.. tomra bozho na, amra buzhi.. tomra jano na, amra jani” mayajal e atke rakhte chaichen amader. Shobai oshovvo hoye jak, sheta amader kammo na. Tobe shobai shavabik hok, eta amra oboshshoi chai.

Shob theke birokto lage gram er natok dekhte. Gram er natok manei ek dol shohoj shorol manush, jara khub guchiye guchiye kono ekta bishesh ancholik vashay tene tene birat shob vaaber kotha bolen. Ekzon thaken chotur chairman shaheb, jini shobai ke ottachar koren. Eki ghotona, eki bepar. Shei din to ekhon ar nei. Ekhon gram er manush cell phone diye kotha bole. Gram er manush shirt pant pore bajare jay. Shobkichu bodlachche, amader natok keno bodlabe na. Oboshshoi mazhe mazhe chomotkar kichu natok hoy gramer manush niye, kintu tar shongkha khub kom. Onekdin age ekta natok dekhechilam, gram’er ekzon doridro school shikkhok ke niye jar adote kono school e chilo na. Tini gacher niche chatro poraten.. ar shopno dekhten tini ekdin ekta school gorben. Tar shei shopno konodino bastobayito hoy ni. School hoyechilo thik e, kintu tar shikkhagoto joggotar ovab thakar karone tini shei school er shikhkhok hote paren ni. Kagojer certificate er kache tar antorik ichcha herey giyechilo.

Natok emon howa uchit, jeta amader vabte shekhay. Jeta amader pash katiye chole jete shekhay na. Amra shadharon dorshok ra jodi natoker shathe nizer jibon ke shomprikto korte nai pari, tahole natoker shei gopon mohan gyan’er (jeta nattokar ra theshe dite chan) bani konodin o amader kan e eshe pouchabe na. Amra dhorei nibo, “heh.. dhuro eita to natok. natok to natok e.. natoke ki na bole, chagole ki na khay!”.

Ami aste aste shampoo hoye jachchi. Ek chamoch shampoo diye jemon ek balti fena hoy, amio ek kotha bolte giye tetrish ta kotha boli. Shudhu ekta gaan post korte eshechilam, koto kichu likhe felechi. Jai hok, gaan er kothay ashi. ‘Uposhonghar’ natoker gaan. Uposhonghar natok ta dekhe khub bhalo legechilo. Shavabik ebong sharthopor manusher golpo niye natok. Natok amar khub ekta mone thake na, dekhi bhule jai, tobe ei natoker kahini ami ekhono mone korte pari, nam o mone ache. Natoker sheshe ei gaan ta chilo, ‘muche geche shob’. Gaan ta asholew darun naki natoker jonnoi gaan ta darun legechilo, jani na. Hut kore shunle hoyto oto ta bhalo nao lagte pare. Az onekdin por youtube e shudhu gaan ta pelam. Chepe dilam.

Ditio gaan ta ekta bikhkhato lalon giti. Duto gaan e Lalon band er.

Band: Lalon
Album: Biprotip
Track: Biprotip 2003

Download mp3, Download slow version (Biprotip 2007 mp3)

Band: Lalon
Album: Birotip
Track: Jaat Gelo Download Mp3


Ghotonabinin Din

November 20, 2008

Onekdin por birokto hoye nehayet shomoy katanor ojuhat’e blog likhte boshechi. Matro kodin agew vebechilam blog namok lekha-lekhir jhamelay ar bujhi jabo na. Kintu aj abar jachchi. Nera mathar manush naki ekbar e bel tolay jay. Ami emoni ek nera, je khub agroho niye bar bar bel tolay jay. Dorkar hole mathay balish diye, helmet pore jai. Tobu barong-bar bel tolate amake jetei hoy, bel tolar maya katano amar jonno oto shohoj noy.

Jibon pray atke ache goto 6 din dhore. Puropuri atke ache bolchi na. Motamuti rokomer atke ache. Jiboner anondo meter khub druto utha nama korche. Aj moha anondo hochche to porshu din moha monda jachche.

Vatija-dorshon korte eshechi. Dorshon prokria kono vabei shompurno hochche na, mon kono motei bhorche na. Oshadharon oviggota. Oviggota ta eto tai nizer ebong ekanto bektigoto je sheta ekhane liikhtew oshshosti lagche. Bhaiyar cheletar nam Arian, boyosh 19 din. She darun ek akorshoni khomota niye prithibi te esheche. Tar mukher dike haa kore dirgho shomoy takiye thaka jay, birokto lage na. Take ghontar por ghonta kole niye boshe thaka jay eki vabe murtir moto, hat betha kore na. Emon na je tar mukh diye chuiye chuiye rup zhore. Kono ek odrishsho rup asholew hoyto ber hoye choriye pore, jei gopon shova shudhu shishur mama-chacha-khala rai dekhte pan. Jeno ekta movie, mone hoy panir upor roder khela. Halka chokh pit pit, choto choto nishshash’er shathe uthche namche buk, ektu ektu kore ekta chokh fak kore ash pash ta dekhe ney, jeno buzhe ney duto chokh kholar ki asholew dorkar ache, dekhar moto temon kichu ki ghotche ei prithibi te! Gobhir ghumer mazhew tar mukh bodle jay chobir moto. Ei dekhi mit mit kore hashche, chute giye camera ene dekhi ..kothay hashi, kado kado chehara. Amar dharona chilo shudhu olosh ar buro manush rai buzhi ghono ghono hai tuley. Ekhon jenechi shob theke beshi hai tuley nobojatok ra. Prothom prothom to kole nitei voy lagchilo, eto norom, eto tultule, eto luppush luppush.. amar khosh khoshe ga lege jodi dag pore jay! Jai hok, ekhon voy katiye uthte perechi.. dag porle na hoy porbe.. amar vatijar gayei to dag porbe, amar dag e to porbe :)

Vabchi, shishura ki vabe? Tara chokh mele ki dekhe? Amader shari shari thebra thebra mukh? Zhapsha kichu rong? Amra jara govir momotay, “ole babale, sona babu le” bole tar nak e nak ghoshi, she ki amader ador ta ter pay? Naki tar mone hoy kono dinosaur eshe tar ei tukun nak e nizer omosrin lez ghoshe dichche? Amra jokhon tar dike takiye dat ber kore hashi, tar nishchoi mone hoy.. voyaboho bishal doitto ra dol bedhe tar dike dat keliye chute ashche, ekkhuni kamre dibe. Ami khub shabdhani, jotodur shomvob amar vatija ke amar dat na dekhanor cheshta kori. Ami chai na tar obocheton sishu mon doittakar shob chacha-der sriti boye berak :p

Vabte kemon lage, shompurno khali ekta manob hard drive! Dhire dhire proyojonio oproyojonio toththo diye bhore utchche. Sriti toiri hochche. Sriti je toiri hochche, sheta bozhar khomota o tar hoy ni ekhono, hoyto ejonnoi ei sriti gulo kokhono she hatre ber kore ante parbe na onek bochor por. Kintu sriti thik e joma hochche. Dekhche, shikhche. Khida lagle kadte hobe, ghum pele hat pa chure janate hobe.. eto tukun shikhkha to shikhe geche.

Vatija dorshon er porbo chara jibone anondoymoy ghotona ar khub ekta ghotche na. Ektu ghura ghuri korechi edik shedik. Ekhon churanto birokti niye boshe thaki bashay ar din gunte thaki ferot jabar. Goto 5 dine ami joto TV dekhechi.. goto 5 bochore ami oto TV dekhi ni. Ami emni tei TV dekhar khub ekta poka noi. Kono ek shudur otitey amar room’e ekta TV chilo, jeta ami kokhonoi dekhte partam na. Karon remote khuje petam na. Hoyto 3 mash por kono ekta gopon jayga theke remote bechara udhdhar peto, tokhon dekha jeto battery te charge nei, AAA battery khuje khuje hoyran. Aro ek mash por battery jogar hoto to remote ke ar khuje pawa jeto na.

Jai hok, ei kodin gobhir agroho niye TV dekhchi. Din rat court TV. Oporichito manush ra tuchcho shob bishoy niye jhogra korche, ami mugdho hoye shei shob dekhchi. Prothome dui pokhkher chehara dekhei ami mone mone thik kore nei, ashole ke oporadhi hote pare. Mamla cholte thake. Proti muhurte amar dharona palta’te thake. E ek mojar khela. Beshir vag shomoy dekha jay ami vodro nomro chehara dekhe bivranto hoi. Mamlar shuru te jake ami oshohay shadharon manush vebechilam, mamlar sheshe dekha jay.. shei ekzon du’dhorsho dagi oporadhi; hoyto tar bondhu ke pawna 250$ ferot dey ni, na hoy kono kukur ke lathi diyeche pete.. na hoy kono bondhur notun kena suit nosto kore feleche kintu khoti-puron dite oshshikriti janachche. Ek chele tar bandhobi ke sue koreche cheating korar jonno. Sue er poriman 1350$. Tar bandhobi naki tar best friend er shathe shuyeche.. oboshshoi gurutoro oporadh, kintu tara tader shomporker dam 1350$ ki vabe thik korlo, shei rohoshsho amar ojana. Ar ek nadush nudush vodrolok ke kamre diyeche ek buro mohilar kukur. Buro mohilar kotha hochche kukur ke lathi na dile kukur keno kamrabe, ar nadush nudush vodroloker kotha holo.. kukur jodi kamor nai dey, ami keno take lathi dite jabo! Murgi agey esheche naki dim agey eshecher moto, lathi agey esheche naki kamor agey esheche. Keho kare nahi chare, shomane shoman. 20 bochorer purono bondhu tar onno bondhu ke court’e niye esheche 200$ er jonno. Din rat boshe ei shob judhdho dekhchi ar romanchito hochchi.

Ekta jaygar weather eto bisri hoy ki vabe? Diner por din shurjo dekhi na, dupur 12 tar shomoy ghono kuasha diye shob dhaka thake, mone hoy bhor 6 ta. Halka ektu rod dekhi to ektu por abar ta chute paliye jay. Eto shundor chim-cham bisri rokomer nirjonota bhalo lage na.


Chacha Hoye Gechi

November 1, 2008

Chacha hoye gechi 3 ghonta age.

Kemon lagche bozhate parbo na. Shob onubhuti prokash kora jay na. Hoyto kolpona kora jay, halka patla onuman kora jay but kokhonoi ekzon ar ekzon ke bole bojhate pare na. Shudhu jokhon hoy, tokhon hoy.

Apatoto etai bolar ache: “Eid Mubarak shobai :)”